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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
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The Skip Barber Racing School is an American racing and driving school. Skip Barber founded the school in 1975.
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